A few things my little one has said lately that have made me laugh hysterically…
“Mama, can I have more garbage bread?”
Translation: “Mama, can I have more GARLIC bread?”
“I want my med-sin dolls.”
Translation: “I want my NESTING dolls.”
“Mama you the best nay-dill kipper ever!”
Translation: “Mama, you the best NAIL CLIPPER ever!”
“Mama, I have wish-ous noodles in my noodle bag.”
Translation: “I have delicious M&M’s in this bag of M&M’s.” She calls M&M’s or Skittles “Noodles”.
“I want some juice knucklehead.”
Translation: Her father has said knucklehead in front of her one too many times.